From the Office of Keep Your Trap Shut, You Pesky Victims’ Activists:
Pope Benedict yesterday espoused the virtues of silence:
Ah, the irony. I am honestly surprised I didn’t receive a signed copy of the speech in the mail with a gift-wrapped roll of duct tape.
Here’s my favorite:
I could say so many things … but apparently, I need to remain silent and let the utter irony scream for itself.